May 2013
I’m going to have to ask you to pop lock and drop the attitude, young lady.
african-fairy:
dont think for a second any of yall intimidate me
Already 1000% over today
toadlyoko:
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
stuartsometimes:
I’m not a morning person
I’m not even an afternoon person
I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm
dietchola:
there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved
feistie:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
Some fucking times I fucking can’t.
